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One of the few benefits of being fiscally raped each month by Comcast is that I have a channel called FitTV.  Not the sort of thing I would usually watch, but the hands of Fate guided my fingers over the remote this morning and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a show called Shimmy - a bellydancing fitness show.  Hot diggity damn!  Never mind Cops, never mind South Park, never mind Springer.  This is the best show on television.  Don't bother with the sound...hit the mute button before the things starts, and just go about your business.  Or at least try.  Because it is literally hypnotic.  I can no longer function...I sitting here staring and smiling.  Just had to wipe up some drool. 

Over An Hour Later...

Christ...they're showing these things back-to-back for two hours straight.  I'm stuck watching and drooling for about 45 minutes.  I need to get up and go to the bathroom, but I can't leave the chair.  The phone's ringing, but I can't be bothered to reach for it.  No.  This could be better than 20-Minute Workout (those of you who were around in the 80s (males, most likely)) will remember what I'm talking about.  Yeah, this is better.  Check it out if you get a chance.