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• ARE TERRORIST TRIALS A PLOT AGAINST AMERICA?

  November 25, 2009

  • Igor Yopsvoyomatsky, editor-in-chief of paranoiaisfact.com, guest columnist for the Daily Event, answers readers' questions. Dear Igor, When the upcoming terrorist trials were announced my husband Todd rented a back hoe and started digging an underground bunker in our front yard. He's down there now, about sixty feet underground, and won't even come up for cuddles. Todd says the trials are ...
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• AutoBarography 8: MY CAREER AS A PETTY THIEF/PART SIX

  November 12, 2009

  • STEALING FROM THE DEADIt's 1961 and the CIA has decided to ruin my life. It wasn't enough that they created Islamic fundamentalism to overthrow the Government of Iran, provoked, funded and then ignored insurrections in Eastern Europe, slipped LSD to unsuspecting dissidents, destroyed democracy in Guatemala to save United Fruit, masterminded a disastrous invasion of Cuba to prevent it from ...
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• AutoBARography 8: MY CAREER AS A PETTY THIEF/PART FIVE

  October 23, 2009

  • I MEET THE FIXER. It's 1960. The US is beginning its longest period of economic expansion in history. But as business booms disillusion gnaws at the national psyche. The Russians shoot down the U2, an American spy plane. President Eisenhower disavows its mission, then backs off and becomes the first American president to admit he has lied. There are bloody uprisings in the Asian and ...
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