bad dates
June 17, 2009
- My date was much too good looking for me. This was my first thought upon meeting him. Second thought: holy cow, he’s uncomfortably attractive! Third: this cannot end well, but for now, I’m just going to enjoy how pretty he is. He joined me at the bar and I swear every single person there did a double take. How nice it must be to live inside that ...
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November 8, 2008
- As I sat at the bar eating spaetzle at the only German restaurant in New Jersey, I thought of the song “Lipstick on my Collar.” Hmmm…why did he have lipstick on his collar? Was the traitorous woman making out with Connie’s boyfriend’s collar? Wouldn’t that be a strange moment, looking down and seeing some girl grooving on your shirt and not on you? Or maybe he wiped his mouth on his ...
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