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  • Apocalypse List

    January 28, 2009

    • 1. Widespread use of chemical fertilizers is killing off dirt mites. Without dirt mites, nothing will grow.2. The bees are disappearing. Without the bees, nothing will grow.3. Antarctica is melting. When the icecap becomes liquid, Nevada will be beachfront.4. Iceland is bankrupt. Without wealthy, sexy Icelandic ravers, there will be no reason to include Reijkavik on your Eurail pass.5. The stock ...
  • Obama Tells SF Chronicle He Will Bankrupt Coal Industry

    November 3, 2008

    • Hold on to your electric bill ... Barack Obama is at it again. I can not believe that these truthful revelations from Barack Obama may have some who voted early asking, CAN I HAVE MY VOTE BACK?Imagine if John McCain had whispered somewhere that he was willing to bankrupt a major industry? Would this declaration not immediately be front page news? Well, Barack Obama actually flat out told the San ...