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  • Never Deal in Absolutes and Other Nuggets of PseudoWisdom

    June 12, 2008

    • Never use the modifier "That's the least you could do." You will inevitably be proven to have overestimated the other person.Never put the bread crumbs canister next to the Crystal Light Peach Tea Canister. The two look surprisingly similar and if you mess that up even one time, you won't be allowed to make the dinner drinks ever again.Never entrust a secret to a person under the age of ...