Red Room Where the Writers Are

10)  Neither one ever carries any cash.
9)    Everyone drops what they’re doing when she enters the room.
8)    Neither one has a college degree, but both of them received training in proper social conduct.
7)   All doors automatically open for her.
6)   Both have private chauffeurs.
5)   Neither one is a politician, but each runs her people’s lives.
4)   If she makes a mess in public, there’s always someone right behind her to pick it up, cover it up, make excuses and take the blame, while she’s already moved on.
3)   Neither one cooks.
2)   Her most beloved person walks behind her.

1)   Both of them look dorky in hats.