Blog Posts for Christopher Bernard

Hating Computers

Christopher Bernard — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:11:07 -0700

I have decided my own computer has a borderline personality, with tendencies both narcissistic and histrionic - it has random bouts of crazy hostility with generally irrational behavior, acting out,

PLEASE IGNORE THE LAST BLOG ENTRY

Christopher Bernard — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 21:38:02 -0700

The distress call from "Philip Hackett" was apparently a hoax based on identity theft.

Please ignore the request for aid and do not contact the email address given.

Writer in Distress Needs Help

Christopher Bernard — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:39:11 -0700

Philip Hackett, the San Francisco poet, has an emergency and needs help from the writing community. Please read below for detai

The Bonesetter’s Daughter

Christopher Bernard — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 11:28:24 -0700

It opens with a blare of Chinese instruments that sound like a cross between an oboe and

Like Lightning

Christopher Bernard — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 11:19:13 -0700

A description of “Me-e-Raj Darvishan II: The Moment of Awakening,” danced by the

The Ultimate Relationship

Christopher Bernard — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:02:08 -0700

Recently, while sitting at a neighb

The Apotheosis of Hillary

Christopher Bernard — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 13:36:11 -0700

The Apotheosis of Hillary

The Assassination of Hillary

Christopher Bernard — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:07:48 -0700

A Semi-Serious Comedy by Christopher Bernard