So, howsabout that Washington Whispers poll in US News & World Report? The one with the the bobbleheads of the four most powerful women in America, asking, which one of them would you pick to run a daycare center for your kids?

No, seriously. Not joking. I enjoyed crafting my response to it. I really enjoyed it:

"Wow. Nice Washington Whispers you've got there. Do we stoopid gurls get a "who would you choose to have the biggest penis: Obama, Clinton, Bush or Biden" bobblehead special next?

While I'm sorry about your threatened penis issues, maybe you should stop contemplating your organs for a moment and get your head in the game. Because, if this particular bit of assholery is anything to go by, you're complete idiots.

And yes, sharing my comments in my blog, at Facebook, and everywhere else I can think of. I love being a middle-aged white bitch feminist with a large readership.

no love,
Deborah Grabien"

But hey, all us middle-aged feminists should just shut up and chill! Where's our sense of humour? Surely we all know that sexism isn't a problem in this country anymore, right?

Yeah. Right. I'll be a postfeminist when I live in a postpatriarchy, which will happen, apparently, right around the time sun explodes into supernova and I rollerblade down Mt. Everest with a pizza on my head, juggling bowling balls.I am so damned tired of morons...