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June Casagrande Author of "Mortal Syntax" and "Grammar Snobs Are Great Big Meanies"

Words that Should Get a Divorce (One in an occasional series on words whose relationships have grown tired)

August 24, 2009, 10:55 am

short and shrift

On some level, I like the expression short shrift. But I just can't condone such unhealthy codependency. Like trove and amok, shrift is devoted to a partner that doesn't return the loyalty. On any given day, short can be seen running around all over town with everything from sell to order cook to man's disease.

This case of codependency is so bad that shrift has pretty much lost its own identity. Dictionary.com and American Heritage via dictionary.com don't give shrift an entry at all. Dictionaries that do tend to treat it as archaic and define it as: "a remission of sins pronounced by a priest in the sacrament of reconciliation," which leaves the reader wondering how this resulted in the short shrift we know today, which roughly means "careless treatment" or "scant attention."

Freedictionary.com tries to shed a little light on the matter, but doesn't fully connect the dots. In other words, shrift gets short shrift.

I say shrift needs to go out on a date with long. A long date.

Eric Nichols

Eric Nichols says:

Shrifty characters

I see that short shrift was barely time for a confession before an execution. I don't imagine many people waxed eloquent from the gallows. I think the guillotine was more conducive to eloquence.

"Let them eat cake" comes to mind at the moment. A longer shrift probably would have been less memorable. :)

eric

Eric Nichols

Eric Nichols says:

By the way

I think Smart and Blonde should get a fair chance together. My sister is a smart blonde...and, well...I used to be quite blonde. :) Of course, we all might be relative rarities. ^_*

Eric

June Casagrande

June Casagrande says:

Yup

The whole on-your-way-to-the-gallows business muddies the waters. I guess I think of "short shrift" as similar to "short end of the stick," "shortchanged," and "being shorted." So understanding "short shrift" is like a three- or four-step process that begins with realizing it's not like these other terms.