The coffee maker is the fourth most popular wedding gift in Minnesota, after toasters, candlesticks, and silver-plated Lutefisk tongs. For best results, coffee beans should not be ground; rather they should be pulverized and reshaped using nanotechnology into dodecahedrons no larger than .6 millimeters. This shape provides maximal surface area of the beanlet relative to the size of the water molecule, along with significant intermolecular surface flow tension, allowing the water to flow quickly enough to absorb the flavor but not slowly enough to loosen the acidic compounds resident in the reconstructed bean. The Pulverizing Coffee Bean Reshaper is the fifth most popular wedding gift in Minnesota.