Blog Posts for Stephen Evans

Excerpt from The Wedding Gift, my new VSN (Very Short Novel)

Stephen Evans — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:56:07 -0800

In the Twenty-Third Century, the most popular wedding gift will be Oxygen.

I Dreamed Last Night that I was Dating Jennifer Aniston

Stephen Evans — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:52:58 -0800

On a separate note, I now believe in infinite alternate quantum realities.

Zero Slope

Stephen Evans — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:29:38 -0800

Zero Tolerance and The Slippery Slope are rhetorical devices, intended to short-circuit intelligent decisions rather than promote them. Have zero tolerance for the slippery slope and avoid the slippery slope of zero tolerance.Okay, just this once.

I Think

Stephen Evans — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 15:09:36 -0800

I should stop thinking so much. It only leads to more thinking. I think.

My Favorite Bookstore

Stephen Evans — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:21:22 -0800

My favorite bookstore is the one in my head, the one I have always dreamed of starting.

Great Thoughts

Stephen Evans — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:42:30 -0800

Foolish hobgoblins have consistently little minds.The little minds of fools have consistent hobgoblins.The foolish minds of hobgoblins have little consistency.(I know there's a Great Thought in there somewhere...)

Mall of America: The Untold Story

Stephen Evans — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 15:21:56 -0700

The Mall of America was originally constructed by the Mayan civilization after they migrated to Bloomington, Minnesota, in 832 AD. The edifice was quickly abandoned after the Mayans decided it was too damn cold and moved to a condo in Boca Raton. In the Mayan language , Boca Raton means "you are standing on my foot", which leads many archeologists to conclude that it was a two bedroom ...

My Version of The Love Song of J.Alfred Prufrock

Stephen Evans — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 10:21:25 -0700

Let us go then, you and I,When the evening is spread out against the sky.I'm thinking IHOP.

Make Compassion Your Way of Life and Kindness Your Way of Living

Stephen Evans — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:57:26 -0700

And you will receive a lucrative three book deal from a major publisher.You have your faith; I have mine.

I Think that's How Much my Latte Costs

Stephen Evans — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:16:14 -0700

Have I got a deal for you! http://www.kidsofkilimanjaro.org/