The evening will go something like this: I get introduced, instantly sounding more accomplished and interesting than I am. I talk. I read. You ask questions. I answer your questions. You ask more questions. I answer them all, plus some that were not asked. This goes on until someone says, "Enough!" At this point, I will sign books and thank you for coming. I assume there will also be free tea and cookies. I need to mention this because that may be the deciding factor for some.