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A Real Gnome

About Me

A Real Gnome
A Real Gnome
San Francisco
Member since: Oct, 2008
Last login: 11/10/2009
Last update : 11/10/2009
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photo credit: self

Birthday12/23/1907
HometownNome, Alaska
NicknameGnome
EthnicityNot Listed
NationalityUnited States

About Me

  • Some might say I'm a mythical creature characterized by my extremely small size and subterranean lifestyle. Others may wonder where they left their car keys.

Interests & Hobbies

  • Mischief, Solitaire. Hiding things.

WORK

  • I am currently CGO (Chief Gnome Officer) of Red Room Omnimedia Corp.

EDUCATION

Academic CredentialsI have an advanced degree in Gnoming, and a Masters of Mischief.

INFLUENCES

  • Elves, goblins, and Liberace