Clearly you've never worked in education. I can get rid of those staples for you, no problem. 1,926 of them will be sacrificed to unjam the rest, due to the foibles of my students alone.
Is it odd that I avoid the film for the very reasons you put forward? As a token thoroughfare (read: Anglo-Indian-American) I've not wanted to even view the hype, for fear that I'll be asked. About.