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A Real Gnome

A Real Gnome
A Real Gnome
San Francisco
Member since: Oct, 2008
Last login: 11/10/2009
Last update : 11/10/2009
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About Me

  • Some might say I'm a mythical creature characterized by my extremely small size and subterranean lifestyle. Others may wonder where they left their car keys.

arealgnome's Blog

  • Happy Thanksgiving

    November 26, 2008

  • Gnome Meme? Gneme?

    November 25, 2008

    • "Oh, what fools these mortals be."1. Started your own blog2. Slept under the stars3. Played in a band4. Visited Hawaii5. Watched a meteor shower6. Given more than you can afford to charity7. Been to Disneyland (Was an attraction in Fantasyland for a couple of years...got bored.)8. Climbed a mountain (This includes your coffee table)9. Held a praying mantis (Does wrestling one count?)10. ...
  • Today Makes Me Feel:

    November 5, 2008

  • A Gnomish Halloween to You

    October 31, 2008

    • I've decided to start a blog to document a bit of my mischief here at Red Room, so that perhaps someone might appreciate it. For some reason someone assigned me the job of staff photographer for Halloween, even though the camera's twice my size.  Whose idea was that? Without much further ado, (ado, ado, ado) here's our scarily tall staff and their costumes:Huntington:aka The Devil! Or perhaps ...

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