Simon Haynes Author of the Hal Spacejock science fiction humor series

Hal Spacejock No Free Lunch by Simon Haynes

Synopsis:

A cunning rival determined to ruin Hal's business, an attractive trainee peace officer facing a dangerous investigation and a planet with more bugs than a new operating system ... When Hal and Clunk set out to make a fresh start, this wasn't exactly what they had in mind.

Now Hal must choose: take on the rival to save his own business, or help the trainee with her first - and possibly last - investigation?

Whatever he decides, it's No Free Lunch for Hal Spacejock!

Book Excerpt:

Hal looked like he was going to throw the Navcom across the room, but instead he tried a new tack. ‘Navcom, if I cross your battery wires, would you explode in a raging fireball or just go phut?’

‘What kind of question is that?’

‘I’m thinking of turning you into an improvised hand-grenade.’

‘And I’m thinking you can go phut yourself.’

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