Ninja Burger Honorable Employee Handbook
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Synopsis:
Welcome to the world of Ninja Burger. As a new employee, you are entitled to a host of benefits. Free uniforms, free meals, free health care (expect to use that a lot). However, you do not get a free handbook. That's why we're providing you with this Honorable Employee Handbook, your guide to the ins, outs, ups and downs of Ninja Burger. You'll learn to Cook, Clean, Drive, Fight and above all else what it takes to be a Ninja. While this makes the perfect supplement to your Ninja Burger RPG or Card Game, this is not an RPG product. It's a real guide to the real inner workings of Ninja Burger. This Handbook includes:
Book Excerpt:
Greetings, prospective new Ninja Burger employee. You are about to embark on the job of a lifetime. Never again will you work in a more thrilling, exciting, fast-paced, challenging career field. Never again. Because if you even TRY to work somewhere else after this, you will be hunted down and killed. Please take a moment to to fill out the New Employee Information Card below, and submit a photocopy to the Ninja Archive Division as soon as possible. The information you provide on this card will assist us in notifying your next of kin and/or identifying your body, should it become necessary. Odds are, it will. We hope you enjoy working for Ninja Burger, however brief your stay. Keep this Honorable Employee Handbook with you at all times – the information within its pages may just save your life some day. Also, it makes a handy coaster.
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Original Publish Date:
May 30, 2006
Formats and associated ISBNs:
080652796X
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Trade Paperback, PDF
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