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Performance Review

"I hired you because you're a gnome."

Steve Hauk

Steve Hauk says:

Well, the Gnome

thought it was his job to irritate you, and he obviously did that! He's a good Gnome! Er, I mean, being bad, which is being good _ for a Gnome! Rather . . . .

Rosy Cole

Rosy Cole says:

Gnome comment

It's no good, Ivory, you just can't get the staff these days!

You could try casting him in the Redroom Christmas Panto. Now there's an idea! Can't wait!

 

Vicki Nikolaidis

Vicki Nikolaidis says:

Gnome in workplace Don't be so mean!

No, no. don't be so mean!  You'r burdening Gnome to act in a way that represents all gnomes every where!

Probably let him strart out tangling up paper clips and leaving tacky footprints on important papers. 

. . . then he'll gain confidence!

(Later on watch out that he doesn't know where you park your car.  I heard the younger generation office worker gnomes are big trouble and love to play chicken on the streets with Other Peoples' cars! )

Smartryk  Foster

Smartryk Foster says:

Gnome!

BWAHAAHAHAHA

xD I'm So Glad I Found This!

;p You should make a whole web-series about how to deal with difficult employees~

Marilyn Kallet

Marilyn Kallet says:

This is hysterical!

Especially since I just sent a pleasant gnome-in-the-garden non-ironic card to my dean, thanking her. Now I feel much better! Whew!

Alex Fraser

Alex Fraser says:

Clerical Error?

Ivory: The problem could have been in Personnel. Perhaps they misspelled his name.

He may be a Baked Alaskan.

Macresarf1 -- Glenn Anders -- Alex Fraser